Biggest Rebels
Elena Campion and Claire Renga for blatantly ignoring the wishes of our wedding planner to not be part of the first look. They listened, they heard her and then ignored her. No one puts baby in the corner and no one tells two East Coast Italian women what to do.
Best Wedding Party Speech
Ran unopposed, but William Goldberg for choosing to not fire off 38 years off embarrassing stories about the groom and instead choosing to show his respect and admiration for the bride.
Most Likely To Go Home With a Bridesmaid
Enzo Campion, who started his run for this award at the prewedding photos. He gave the bridesmaids a small taste of his breakdancing skills, just to wet their beaks. However, when the music at the reception hit, he had no fear of challenging friends, families and strangers to dance battles, in which he won undefeated. He was also judge and jury, executioner of his own battles.
Biggest Disappointment
Although not planned, not promised, and never discussed, Stevie Nicks. Once word got out that she may be the "Musical Surprise" at the wedding, she really took the wind out of the sails of the saxophone player, who also was berated by Claire Renga. As a result, we will never listen to Rumors the same again.
Biggest Waste of Money
Despite the Campions spending money on flowers, centerpieces, and other unnecessary accruements, the attempt to hire a professional to capture our first dance in acrylic, splendidly failed. Not once, not twice, but thrice. The wedding painter. Also, the second person that evening that Claire Renga accosted.
In Memoriam
They're not dead, they just didn't show up.
- Rebecca Goldberg
- Tony Vella
- Keri Vella
- Matt Vella
- Lesley Vella
- Nick Vella
- Amy Vella
- Chelsea Wilson
- Ryan Wilson
- Christina Zoppi
- Heather Franck
- Teddy Vecchione
- Jessica Vecchione
- Terra Stromfeld